Cats At The Bar

A daily look at life with 18 cats. Not your typical cat blog ;-)

O Egg
So white, so clean,So pure, pristine,Inspiring a gleeful desire to break.
To fry, to scramble,Or with much preamble,To bake a magnificent cake.
To coddle, to boil,Or even to toil,Over a delicate, fluffly soufflee…
No, the best is to dye,With a gleam in the eye,For the bunny is on its way!
by, E.J. Geras
Happy Egg Hunting Day

All tuckered out from the hunt.

Happy Egg Hunting Day

All tuckered out from the hunt.

dimaisip asked: thank you for the heartbomb! :)

Your welcome, I like your work! ;-)

Sleepless

“Isn’t it annoying when you can’t sleep, but your partner can?”

Sleepless

“Isn’t it annoying when you can’t sleep, but your partner can?”

Hairy Potter

"The name’s Potter, Hairy Potter."

Hairy Potter

"The name’s Potter, Hairy Potter."

Reservoir Kitties
 
Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,
♫I got the feeling something ain’t right…
Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,♫
‘Cause I don’t think I can take anymore
Greys to the left of me, Tabbies to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.♫
 
Stealers Wheel, Stuck in the Middle With You
Kitty Rorschach Test

What does this look like to you?

Kitty Rorschach Test

What does this look like to you?

Foodie Revolution

"Cat food", initially, seemed to some to be a diabolical invention, Met with catty derision, revulsion, disgust, outrage and condescension.
But the logical Cats, with a flair for debate, questioned the violent reaction: “Do we not eat the wiggy bits, the knorples, the slurgs?” and so formed a new feline faction.
The protestors cried, “But can you not see, this food is processed!  It comes in a can!” However, the supporters were quick to point out that the labour now, justly, fell to Man.
So, in time, the domestic Cats came to accept their new gustatory regime, But continue to remind their kind human slaves that they are not opposed to a spot of cream.

By, E.J. Geras

Foodie Revolution

"Cat food", initially, seemed to some to be a diabolical invention,
Met with catty derision, revulsion, disgust, outrage and condescension.

But the logical Cats, with a flair for debate, questioned the violent reaction:
“Do we not eat the wiggy bits, the knorples, the slurgs?” and so formed a new feline faction.

The protestors cried, “But can you not see, this food is processed!  It comes in a can!”
However, the supporters were quick to point out that the labour now, justly, fell to Man.

So, in time, the domestic Cats came to accept their new gustatory regime,
But continue to remind their kind human slaves that they are not opposed to a spot of cream.

By, E.J. Geras

New Temptations
I find it best, sometimes, not to inform guests that it isn’t a good idea to casually dangle their bare feet from the couch. It is also a great source of amusement. 

New Temptations

I find it best, sometimes, not to inform guests that it isn’t a good idea to casually dangle their bare feet from the couch. It is also a great source of amusement. 

Kinder Tisch

Just for the holidays, Cats at the Bar has set up a new children’s table that you can reserve for large groups

Kinder Tisch

Just for the holidays, Cats at the Bar has set up a new children’s table that you can reserve for large groups

Wheely chairs & Kittens

Rule # 1: Always look down before moving an inch!!!

Wheely chairs & Kittens

Rule # 1: Always look down before moving an inch!!!

Haiku Dust Bunnies
Dust Bunnies of Doom
stick under couches like fleas
sucking in more food
by floridaborne.tumblr.com

Haiku Dust Bunnies

Dust Bunnies of Doom

stick under couches like fleas

sucking in more food

by floridaborne.tumblr.com

Luke and Yoda: Scene 42 take 157
Yoda admits to Luke that Darth Vader is in fact, his father.
“Father is he, hmmm.”
“NOOOOO”

Luke and Yoda: Scene 42 take 157

Yoda admits to Luke that Darth Vader is in fact, his father.

“Father is he, hmmm.”

“NOOOOO”

Understanding

“Look deep into nature, and you will understand everything better.” Albert Einstein

Understanding

“Look deep into nature, and you will understand everything better.” Albert Einstein

Sympathy for the Kitty
♫Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a cat of wealth and taste
Pleased to meet you  Hope you guessed my name, But what’s confusing you ♫ Is just the nature of my game  Just as every cat is a criminal  And all the kittens saints  ♫As heads is tails  Just call me cat-cifer ♫ Cause I’m in need of some restraint.  So if you meet me  Have some courtesy ♪ Have some sympathy, and some taste  Use all your well-learned politesse  Or I’ll lay your couch to waste, um purr

Please to meet you, hope you guess my name, um meooww.♫

Sympathy for the Kitty

♫Please allow me to introduce myself

I’m a cat of wealth and taste

Pleased to meet you 
Hope you guessed my name,
But what’s confusing you ♫
Is just the nature of my game 
Just as every cat is a criminal 
And all the kittens saints 
♫As heads is tails 
Just call me cat-cifer ♫
Cause I’m in need of some restraint. 
So if you meet me 
Have some courtesy ♪
Have some sympathy, and some taste 
Use all your well-learned politesse 
Or I’ll lay your couch to waste, um purr

Please to meet you, hope you guess my name, um meooww.♫