It was clear that Agent Saphi was not going to win and that Little Neo was in fact, The One.
Fluff of caramel
wrapped licorice deeply melts
James Clerk Maxwell, the inventor of colour film, never attributed the inspiration to his cats, Eastman and Kodak.
"Being perfect can be very exhausting."
No fleas, please
they spread disease
to my knees
just watching you
I can’t remain
for fear your bugs
will eat my brain.
The Chameleon Kitten is very rare. They have the unique ability to completely blend in with their surroundings. Sadly, the species has developed color blindness and now sticks out like a sore thumb.
"You’re going to look pretty stupid with that sharpened claw sticking in your ear…you still here?"
The silent drifter came into town. There was something about him, something unsettling. After the battle, he was the only one left standing.
"Believe more deeply. Hold your face up to the light, even though for the moment you do not see."
There once was a cat who could fly
when he spotted a bug with an eye
he thought it was fun
until he was stung
then he vowed it was going to die.
"Oh look! A nice piece of tuna. Why would there be tuna on the patio…!?!
The Dogalope (caninicus-stupicus) is completely fooled by the Zebra Kitty (smarticus-alicus). She arches her back and fluffs, thus showing immense size.
Even the finest color of toe nail polish is nothing, unless complimented by the appropriate accessories.
There once were 2 kittens who said
”these flowers have eaten our bed
we swear that last year
our bed was right here
So we’ll pee on this plant till it’s dead.”