The Dogalope (caninicus-stupicus) is completely fooled by the Zebra Kitty (smarticus-alicus). She arches her back and fluffs, thus showing immense size.
Even the finest color of toe nail polish is nothing, unless complimented by the appropriate accessories.
There once were 2 kittens who said
”these flowers have eaten our bed
we swear that last year
our bed was right here
So we’ll pee on this plant till it’s dead.”
“This is warning from CATB News. The poor soul behind me just looked at the latest post from Back Home in Bromont. It contains pictures of horses and…dogs! It was the Royal Canine Team Event at the Bromont International. Show Jumping and Agility. Should you visit this post, please ensure there are no cats in the room.”
“Blood is really warm,
it’s like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming.”
― Ryan Mecum
"It’s ok Mom, I got your back."
Kitty 1. oooh !! look!! Looook!! is it dead??
Kitty 2. let’s just see…get a stick, touch it’s head!
Kitty 1. No! you get it. You hit it, not me
Kitty 2. Ok, we’ll hold hands…and on a count of three…BOINK!
Fixation, a stare, a spider
a pounce, a crunch,
8-legs is no more.
by, Jan Byers
“Hey Dust Bunny! Let’s go for a drive in the country.”
“…hop into the carrier…please.”
“Alright, it’s your vet appointment.”
“I’ll just call and reschedule, shall I?”
Never give up your dreams and always reach for the stars.
(OK, it’s a bug, but you get the idea)
Have a look at our other blog, Back Home in Bromont, to see the matching post. ;-)
AND if you like horses, I have posted the last four days of the International Hunter Jumper event from Bromont Quebec. Visit http://backhomeinbromont.com
Snowy fur, pouncing
ice blue glaze behind
a jungle of flowers.
“The kind of classic pose of a female model is to look kind of sexy and a bit annoyed.”