"Cat food", initially, seemed to some to be a diabolical invention,
Met with catty derision, revulsion, disgust, outrage and condescension.
But the logical Cats, with a flair for debate, questioned the violent reaction:
“Do we not eat the wiggy bits, the knorples, the slurgs?” and so formed a new feline faction.
The protestors cried, “But can you not see, this food is processed! It comes in a can!”
However, the supporters were quick to point out that the labour now, justly, fell to Man.
So, in time, the domestic Cats came to accept their new gustatory regime,
But continue to remind their kind human slaves that they are not opposed to a spot of cream.
By, E.J. Geras