"Wake me Friday."
"Do you realize it’s only 10 days until Halloween! Do you like my costume? Can you tell I’m a tuxedo rental store model?"
"She’s taking a bath, pthhhpt!"
Samson gets into the hard stuff. “Double cream on the rocks…and bartender, keep ‘em coming.”
"Do you realize it’s only 12 days to Halloween! I don’t even have a costume yet! No…wait…I’m a black cat. I don’t need one."
jaunts through summer’s last moments
"I’m telling you the rat was huge. It was at least this big!"
"It wasn’t a rat, it was a mouse and it was about this big and will you stop looming over me!"
"You ever get one of those tickles high up inside your nose that you just can’t reach?"
Boris- “I know you won’t kiss me because of my bad breath.”
Samantha- “No, but how about I give you a hickey?”